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Saturday, May 07, 2005

Atlanta Journal Personal Ad

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good-looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work; wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404)875-6420 and ask for Daisy.

Over 15,000 men called and found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador Retriever. Men are so easy.

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