You might be from Denver if....

1. You are the third car to run a red light after it has changed.
2. You merge onto the highway at 15 miles an hour.
3. You have absolutely no recognizable accent.
4. If the humidity gets above 20%, you consider it "Muggy".
5. You only go to Lodo when friends are in from out of town.
6. You have been skiing less than 3 times in your life.
7. You actually think 5-points is a ghetto.
8. You hear the number "82" and grab a shovel. (As in Blizzard of '82)
9. You say things like "I don't care how big Parker is, it's still a one-horse town".
10. You think only stupid people get lost in this town.
11. When giving directions, you never say, "Turn left, turn right", it's always go West , then South.
12. You know where the city ended when you were a kid, and would never move further out than that boundary.
13. You hear "Governor Owens" and you still think they're talking about some other state's governor.
14. There is not enough money in the world to get you to move to the Springs.
15. During a thunderstorm you wonder "Which I-25 underpass is flooding".
16. You never plan a picnic between 3:30 and 6:00 in Spring or Summer months.
17. If it rains more than 2 days straight you compare the weather to being in Seattle.
18. Thorton, Northglenn, Broomfield and Westminster are "Another State".
19. You voted for higher taxes to fund Coors field, but voted down taxes for public transportation.
20. You have a broken windshield.
21. You see no reason to travel to Aurora.
22. The only RTD bus you've been on is the 16th Street shuttle.
23. Terms:
Big Mac- A sports venue, not a double-decker sandwich.
LoDo- A tourist trap with expensive condos, not an extinct bird.
"Little California" = Highlands Ranch
The Springs- Colorado Springs, where the religious freaks live.
Independent Republic of Boulder = Where the rest of the freaks live.
The Donkeys- The Broncos when they are losing.
"Californicators" = Californians
"The narrows" = I-25 between University and Broadway
"Jolly Green Giant's Golf Balls = Buckley A.N.G.
"tourists" = people driving on the 16th street mall.
"Damn Rockies" = What one says looking for a parking spot Downtown..