Funny Forwards

Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Rules for Non-Pet Owners Who Visit and Like to Complain About Our Pets:

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. (Hellllooooo ...........That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people. To you, it's an animal. To us, they are an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.

4. Dogs and cats are better than kids ... They eat less, don't ask for money all the time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car, don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry about having to buy the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, and don't need a gazillion dollars for college -- and if they get pregnant, you can sell their children!

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